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1. Every year on the eve of Thanksgiving, the thespian turkeys of every flock perform a rendition of what famous play?
HAM-let…
Most famous line?
To be or not to be (roasted)!
2. What is the key to preparing the perfect Thanksgiving Dinner?
TurKEY!
3. What do you need to make gold soup for Thanksgiving?
18 carrots (carats) should do the trick
4. On the farm, there was an incident. The barnyard police, the pigs, had to haul in a turkey and a chicken to the wood shed for questioning. When interviewed about the incident, how did the lead detective respond?
“We’re getting to the bottom of it, but we definitely suspect FOWL play.”
5. Before entering the oven on Thanksgiving, what did the turkey say?
Boy, oh boy! I’m stuffed!
6. Early one Thanksgiving Morning... there was a Knock at the door:
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Waddle
Waddle who
Waddle ya gonna eat if you don’t open the door?
7. Why did little Johnny get lower grades after Thanksgiving?
Everything is marked down after the holidays!
8. What time do Texans traditionally eat Thanksgiving Dinner?
It depends on whether or not the Cowboys have the morning or late game
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